From here for several very good reasons… Mostly I don’t have access to my picture archive as I no longer have a desktop… Mostly because of my work training the Olympic athletes to compete effectively whilst naked… Mostly because… Because I have been elsewhere… But I think from tomorrow I’ll start posting images again, mostly drawn from my most recent work for the International Olympic Committee and which I now no longer feel any reason to hold back given their refusal to insist that all athletes, except hurdlers of course, compete without clothing, exhibiting the true spirit of the games – a celebration of physical prowess, of sculpted bodies, of oiled flesh… It will be interesting to have your comments which will hopefully be supportive of my recent work so that I can forward to the IOC with a “See, told you so” alongside a couple of fingers held firmly up. Rumour has it that that evil cabal of Cameron, Clegg and Karloff, sorry, Johnson, with the full backing of Bliar, put paid to my belief that the opening ceremony should be a naked show. Apparently they thought that I had gone too far insisting that the Queen ought to parachute into the arena in the buff… But hey, if you’re going to do it right… Well, they’ve all now made an enemy of me. And they’d better watch out… If I get the chance to expose them, I will…

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